Hartford Steamed Cheeseburgers Baseball Cap

Is this the ugliest baseball cap of all time?

I have to admit, I’m tempted to pick one up. But $38 is steep for something this hideous.

Source: Hartford Yard Goats PRE-ORDER Hartford Steamed Cheeseburgers On-Field Cap

Author: Sleepy

Eyes droop and he peers from meer slits
Long gone the usual insight and wit
then a raise unexpected
the pot is collected
How long will he keep up this shit?

2 thoughts on “Hartford Steamed Cheeseburgers Baseball Cap”

  1. The colors hearken back to the Padres of the ’70s. Fugly. But really, steamed cheeseburgers? Who wants a steamed burger when a grille leaves those parallel black marks and singed flavors?

  2. Steamed cheeseburgers have to be what Cincinnati chili is to the Southwest chili (or for that matter, what it is to Bolognese sauce): a fine enough food as it is, but a poor version of what already exists out there as the norm.

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